I was hanging around with my classmates, Joyce, and Josh and Marie.
They were talking about someone by the name of Angie. They are 4-6 years younger than me, so obviously, I don't know which Angie they were talking about.
After a few minutes, I said
"Which Angie? Angelica (my elementary school crush's full name)" and laughed. I was laughing because I don't expect them to know her.
Apparently, 'my' Angelica (now I feel weird and possessive...) is Joyce's cousin.
Ooopppppsssss!
So I told them, I had a crush on her... and also another 5 boys.
"She must be so pretty" Josh and Marie interjected me.
And I said the worst thing. I told them she used to be so pretty but now she's fat!
Sour grape?
Angelica is married, and I unfriended her on Facebook.
Sorry Angie. Didn't meant to say those demeaning words. It's just awkward to be your friend when we barely speak, and when we used to have history.
And it's awkward to call someone's wife pretty.
I got punched once because I talked to a burly guy's girlfriend. It hurts so much, now I avoid speaking to married ladies, unless they are my bestie... and I know their husband personally.
C'est la vie
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