Most of my colleagues replied "Do not"
I replied "a contraction of do not"
Then my colleagues asked me "What is contraction?"
I smiled...
I don't smile because it is an easy question, I smile because my 'cheeky' self would answer
"Contraction is when a mother's uterus expands and constricts to expel her baby"
A pun.
Well, there's hundreds of contraction and labour jokes.
Like this
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