Single and 'mingleable'

No, I'm not marketing myself to the dating scene.

This morning I went to shop for some rations. Eggs, milk, and vegetables. Surprisingly, there's too many couple shopping together.

I don't hate them, nor am I jealous. But please stop hogging the aisle! I know in your eyes, there's only the two of you in the entire world. Like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

Now, I sound like Jughead Jones. Single, awkward, food aficionado and would avoid girls at all cost If only I have high metabolism.