Not that exaggerated!

I was watching Buzzfeed channel on YouTube

This video

What's it like to date a medical student

First, there's no time for dating. Seriously... Among all medical students in my former school, 50% dates. Out of that 50%, 75% dates another medical student. The remaining 25% is in a distant relationship i.e. not so stable relationship.

Dating a medical student might sound great but seriously, they are just an ordinary person. Nothing great about them. 33% have God complex, which translates to Jerk, 33% are too busy to date and 33% is 'dateable'. (1% falls into the creepy category...) However the 'dateable' 33% are busy too. Nothing is better than a fellow medical school. They know your schedule, you can just practise your physical examination on them aka play doctor. And they're a good study buddy too.

I'm so unfortunate to be in the same group with the creepy one and the jerk. A creepy girl literally stalks me. The jerk would change their partner like changing their outfit. And one particular guy had 6 different girlfriends in just 1 year. He's kinda a jerk so not a big surprise. After each break-ups, he'll confide with me. Why did she leaves me and so on. Sometimes, he would say he's just not into the relationship and breaks up with his girlfriend. 

And I'll play my role. Becoming the psychiatrist. Refering to my DSM handbook. Grandiose? Personality disorder... Again there are 2 types of medical student. The denier and the worrier. The denier would deny what's apparent. The worrier would get worried, there's something called Medical student syndrome. They would self diagnose themselves. And their commonly used phrase is "I think I have ..........., see I have these signs and symptoms"

Yes, I'm the worrier. 

Looking at poo? Rule of thumb is as long as your poo is not bloody, not pale white or very black you're fine.

Grey's anatomy? Nope... we would prefer House M.D over that.

Cadaver? Unfortunately, my faculty is a cheapskate. Never dissect one. So no comment. However, cadaver isn't smelly, they just reeks of formaldehyde. Forensics lab yup, they do smell at times.

However, the few last points are true. Revision is best done with your significant other. That's why medical students always only date fellow medical students.